So NASA Janet and I went for our 18-week sonogram, hoping to divine the gender of our child. In preparation, we had been told to have the mom-to-be guzzle a can of caffeinated soda just before going in; the idea being that a hyper child would move around, giving the sonogrammist(?!) a better chance of seeing more of the child.
The result was a little disappointing. We found on the monitor a child comfortably balled up in the fetal position with a slightly increased heart rate. The recommendation, we were told by PROFESSIONAL staff, was a myth and the caffeine only served to make for a hyper, balled up baby. But at least we got to see a couple powerful leg kicks.
It'll be 4 more weeks before we get another crack at baby gender. Until then, the nursery stays green.
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